Thanks to fabulous new magics, we are able to bring you the voice of Lotho himself as he wishes you a happy post-holiday spending spree:
It is I, Lotho Green, of world famous (or not so much) Green Mercantile! I am here wishing you a happy tidings now that you have eaten your turkey and your stuffings. You certainly do not want to be so stuffings as the turkey, yes? HA HA HA HA! But I laugh.
Beside, turkey cannot satisfy all the cravings of the heart, no? No! This is why Green Mercantile is open late all weekend to help you satisfy your greatest desires. You must to spend! Yes, it has been a long year and you have made many monies, so what better to do than give those monies to the God of Commerce!
You do have one of those, right? Yes! It would be uncivilized for you not to! HA HA HA HA! But I laugh.
So forget about that little half-man Bombo and his Extravaganza, he is nothing. I spit on him. We have much better at Green Mercantile! You will keep your money local to your community, where you can see it in action! Look at my beautiful clothes, you see?
I thank you for letting me give you the business.